"gettin with the woodsons"
me: why are you checked in at my mom's house on foursquare?
ian: actually me and your mom... well you can just call me dad. you know how i like making out with the woodsons.
me: would that make your brother my uncle?
ian: your uncle in law i suppose
me: can i still do him?
ian: if you want to have sex with your uncle. i'm gonna make a reality show called "gettin with the woodsons"
me: this whole you hooking up with my mom thing is not okay because you are salting my game with that brother of yours.
ian: it's also not going to stop my hooking up with your brother
me: speaking of brothers, how is yours? is he still hot?
ian: actually no. he came down with a touch of downs. one minute he was fine the next his cheeks swelled and he had an insatiable need for hugs
me: i'm sad that he's not hot anymore. i like hugs though.
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